Attending Christian Dior show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015 in Paris, France - February 28, 2014.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
Every time I see this one it gets me, because I mean even if you want to claim fidelity to the source or whatever, you’re gonna be wrong. Because I mean, there are three halfling races described in Tolkien. The ones described as being lighter skinned- ‘fairer’ than the rest- their racial group is named Fallohide”. Fallow as English word is a color- the sort of sandy brown of soil in an unused field.
The lightest skinned hobbits are literally named “BROWN SKINS”
girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account
I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.
omg. This has changed my life.
I JUST MADE THESE. DAMN.
Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.
A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face.
I could cry