foie:

my ride is here

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

valjeans:

#this is like draco’s entire existence in the sixth book #his mother and the vanishing cabinet that he thinks will save her life and harry potter’s amateur stalking tendencies omg baby let me hold u


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spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

ronaldweasl-y:

UN Women’s “HeForShe” VIP After Party on September, 20

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

Rupert Grint spotted on “Moonwalkers” Set in Bruxelles on May, 30.