kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

nixxie-fic:

Whatever mode of transport you use to get there, be it by Train, Flying car, Thestral, Bike, Bus, Broom, or Blow yourself up like a Balloon -

May your journey to Hogwarts this September 1st for the beginning of term, be safe, calm & uneventful.

Unless you’re Harry Potter - and then you’re screwed! (x)

drrrtygirl:

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

It seriously took me this long to realize that Angela Bassett’s character has three boobs!!!

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

metallicpunk:

I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

the golden trio + favorite hq caps

crrabs:

who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?

cotilardmarion:

"Eat a taco, drink a beer, donate some money, don’t be an asshole."

Sarah Paulson Supports Reproductive Rights x Donate here x

#this show has 12 emmy nominations