Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE IN PHILOSOPHER’S STONE THERE’S THAT SCENE OF HARRY DURING HIS FIRST NIGHT AT HOGWARTS SITTING BY HIMSELF AT NIGHT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND STROKING HEDWIG AND A VAGUE SMILE CREEPS ACROSS HIS FACE BECAUSE HE MIGHT FINALLY BE HAPPY AND THEN THERE’S THAT SCENE IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN WHEN THE FIVE BOYS ARE IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM EATING SWEETS AND FOOLING AROUND AND UGH DO YOU EVER JUST CRY BECAUSE HARRY HAS FINALLY FOUND A PLACE TO CALL HOME
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.
501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.
Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer